| I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock.. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole. |
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| the only way to truely change things in your life is to walk away, without looking back, and to start fresh... with everything... |
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| so tonight shannon and i went to brooklyn in search of perfect rollerblades and yay i found them!!! oh and then we went to a sex shop n i bought goodies - also yay lol |
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| I really need to change my sleeping habits... functioning on 2 hrs of sleep a day isnt suiting my lifestyle... btw did i mention how lovely it is when the bridge is shut down bc people apparently are blowing off it? |
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| i cant believe winter break is almost over... i have one more week... dont think im not going to make it count! lol... im going to miss u though... now i will only be cut off in the middle of a story, that i have told 84502157012 times over the phone lol. |
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